I'm just an idiot!

I just spent twenty minutes pacing around outside my house, armed with my shitty HP digital camera, hoping to catch a glimpse of Mars. "It'll be so close you can pinch it with your toes", they told me. Yeah, I got a nice view of my empty hopes and a few crackheads running the stop sign. SON OF A BITCH!!! I'm gonna start my own little rumor. Here it is: If you find yourself all alone outside, staring at the sky, a leprachaun will offer you sweets and a reach around. I wish I had a telescope so I could smash the cranium of the jerkoff who told me to stand outside looking like a dick. Shit.