Sports Talk With Jit Winkin

Another fine week has past and as I write this the Steelers are ass raping the Ravens which is sure to make perching a hard task. Let's see, I guess the big news would be Torre signing with the Dodgers. Good for him. I hope he has much success over in L.A. He'll have his work cut out for him considering that the Dodgers might be a bigger collection of bitches than Boston Cock Sox. Good Luck, Joe. And don't take no lovin in the ass.
The NBA kicked off it's '07-'08 season in style as usual. The Celtics showed off their new toy in Kevin Garnett, who after his night was finished, thanks to the 306 to 47 lead that they had with 2:00 left, stood by the bench repeatedly calling one of his teamates a motherfucker. Great job, KG. My Knicks unfortunately fell asleep on the floor during the 4th quarter of their first game and allowed Lebron to drop 45 on them. After the game it was reported that King James added insult to injury when he released a live panda in the visitor's dressing room. I hate fuckin' pandas. However, the Knicks won game #2 against the shitty Timberwolves. I think NY has a decent team this year and might actually see the post season.
So the Jets lost again and I discovered that the beams in my house aren't strong enough to support my hanging fat ass. This team is lost. It's obvious that they don't want to play for Mangini and they're just waiting for the next 7 weeks to pass. I watched the bastard Patriots take out Peyton and the Colts. I actually shit a little in my pants when they took the lead with 3:00 to go. What's with all these fucking Boston teams? The Celtics, The Red Anus' and the Patriots. SHIT!!!
In soccer news, and there go my readers, Juventus and Inter went 1-1 in a game that had as much hype in Italy than the Patriots-Colts did over hear. It was 90 minutes of really good soccer followed by 18 hours of firebombs and riots. My Neopolitan bretheren drew 1-1 with Reggina. What are you gonna do? Portsmouth dispatched Newcastle Utd. 3-1 with the help of a super goal by Pomarot in the 9th minute that made me slap my neighbor.
But the real story was the super-middleweight championship fight between Joe Calzaghe and Mikkel Kessler. What a fight! It went the distrance and they pounded eachother. It was the perfect mix of boxing and all-out brawling. Calzaghe came out on top winning on all three scorecards(117-111, 116-112, 116-112). He really solidified his name in the conversation of "Who is the best pound for pound fighter?" This saturday night Miguel Cotto, who I think has the best shot at dethroning Floyd Mayweather as the pound for pound king, will fight Sugar Shane Mosely. This could be the fight of the year. Cotto hits hard and has some serious skill. Sugar is still pretty fast and he's got a lot of experience. I think we'll see the referree stop the fight in the 7th round when Cotto imposes his will on Mosely. I like Shane but Cotto's a monster.
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