It's been a good week if you're a bastard red sox fan. Please accept my dearest congratulations when I say, "Blow me!!!" Your world championship came second best to a rich boy who's seeking more money by opting out of his $25 million a year contract.
Yes indeed. A-ROD opted out of a contract which paid him in Jesus' chest hair to see if someone will give him 50 suitcases full of Kuwaiti Bouillion. I do not buy the bullshit about his discomfort due to the lack of certainty that is the make-up of the New York Yankees. It's all about money. Period. He's the type of guy that will do what is necessary to make sure that he and his children and their children and their children and . . . well you see where I'm going, will always be taken care of. He is the whitest Dominican I have ever come across. Whatever, god bless him.
Pettite, Rivera and Posada are all questionmarks as well. There is no good reason why they should be in a different uniform next year but I've seen some crazy shit in my life. For all I know Jorge Posada could be playing in the "Pock Mark" League based out of SouthTurkmenistan come next year. And my dear friend, Mr Torre, is gone forever. Unfortunately, I can't sympatize with the whole, "I'm insulted by the incentives", bullshit because every contract he's had with the Yankees was full of incentives but I do believe that they should've given him more than one year and without a drop in base pay. Thank god this season is over and I can concentrate on football. Both kinds.
First off, I'm a Jets fan and I've attempted suicide 8 times in the past 3 weeks. Pennington has the arm of a child and Kellen Clemens ain't there yet. On top of that, my boy, Jonathan Vilma, is out for the rest of the year. So until the playoffs, my interest in the NFL is limited. Now to football or soccer as we americans call it. That's right, bitches, I watch soccer and I love it. My beloved Napoli beat the shit out of powerhouse, Juventus, this past saturday and while some of you have lost interest in this blog now, I say, "Eat My Creamy Cadbury."
The score was 3-1 and I shit myself with joy. Forza Napoli!!! Also, Steven Gerrard, midfielder for Liverpool kicked a ball so hard that England now borders Galveston, Texas. Yes, he scored with that fine display of near murder but Arsenal equalized with a Fabregas goal with ten minutes left. WONDERFUL!!!
Now to boxing. I will have my eyes glued to the t.v. this saturday night as Joe Calzaghe, that's right, he's a ginzo just like me, and Mikkel Kessler are gonna punch eachother in the face over and over again to see who will be the one and only super middleweight champ. These are two guys who love to throw hands so if you're interested you can join me as I fire up some cognac and enjoy this championship bout on H.B.O. This edition of Sports talk with Nutty McBalls has been brought to you by "BOO-COCKY". "Have a nasty Halloween."
Monday, October 29, 2007
Sports Talk with Nutty McBalls
It's been a good week if you're a bastard red sox fan. Please accept my dearest congratulations when I say, "Blow me!!!" Your world championship came second best to a rich boy who's seeking more money by opting out of his $25 million a year contract.
Yes indeed. A-ROD opted out of a contract which paid him in Jesus' chest hair to see if someone will give him 50 suitcases full of Kuwaiti Bouillion. I do not buy the bullshit about his discomfort due to the lack of certainty that is the make-up of the New York Yankees. It's all about money. Period. He's the type of guy that will do what is necessary to make sure that he and his children and their children and their children and . . . well you see where I'm going, will always be taken care of. He is the whitest Dominican I have ever come across. Whatever, god bless him.
Pettite, Rivera and Posada are all questionmarks as well. There is no good reason why they should be in a different uniform next year but I've seen some crazy shit in my life. For all I know Jorge Posada could be playing in the "Pock Mark" League based out of SouthTurkmenistan come next year. And my dear friend, Mr Torre, is gone forever. Unfortunately, I can't sympatize with the whole, "I'm insulted by the incentives", bullshit because every contract he's had with the Yankees was full of incentives but I do believe that they should've given him more than one year and without a drop in base pay. Thank god this season is over and I can concentrate on football. Both kinds.
First off, I'm a Jets fan and I've attempted suicide 8 times in the past 3 weeks. Pennington has the arm of a child and Kellen Clemens ain't there yet. On top of that, my boy, Jonathan Vilma, is out for the rest of the year. So until the playoffs, my interest in the NFL is limited. Now to football or soccer as we americans call it. That's right, bitches, I watch soccer and I love it. My beloved Napoli beat the shit out of powerhouse, Juventus, this past saturday and while some of you have lost interest in this blog now, I say, "Eat My Creamy Cadbury."
The score was 3-1 and I shit myself with joy. Forza Napoli!!! Also, Steven Gerrard, midfielder for Liverpool kicked a ball so hard that England now borders Galveston, Texas. Yes, he scored with that fine display of near murder but Arsenal equalized with a Fabregas goal with ten minutes left. WONDERFUL!!!
Now to boxing. I will have my eyes glued to the t.v. this saturday night as Joe Calzaghe, that's right, he's a ginzo just like me, and Mikkel Kessler are gonna punch eachother in the face over and over again to see who will be the one and only super middleweight champ. These are two guys who love to throw hands so if you're interested you can join me as I fire up some cognac and enjoy this championship bout on H.B.O. This edition of Sports talk with Nutty McBalls has been brought to you by "BOO-COCKY". "Have a nasty Halloween."
Yes indeed. A-ROD opted out of a contract which paid him in Jesus' chest hair to see if someone will give him 50 suitcases full of Kuwaiti Bouillion. I do not buy the bullshit about his discomfort due to the lack of certainty that is the make-up of the New York Yankees. It's all about money. Period. He's the type of guy that will do what is necessary to make sure that he and his children and their children and their children and . . . well you see where I'm going, will always be taken care of. He is the whitest Dominican I have ever come across. Whatever, god bless him.
Pettite, Rivera and Posada are all questionmarks as well. There is no good reason why they should be in a different uniform next year but I've seen some crazy shit in my life. For all I know Jorge Posada could be playing in the "Pock Mark" League based out of SouthTurkmenistan come next year. And my dear friend, Mr Torre, is gone forever. Unfortunately, I can't sympatize with the whole, "I'm insulted by the incentives", bullshit because every contract he's had with the Yankees was full of incentives but I do believe that they should've given him more than one year and without a drop in base pay. Thank god this season is over and I can concentrate on football. Both kinds.
First off, I'm a Jets fan and I've attempted suicide 8 times in the past 3 weeks. Pennington has the arm of a child and Kellen Clemens ain't there yet. On top of that, my boy, Jonathan Vilma, is out for the rest of the year. So until the playoffs, my interest in the NFL is limited. Now to football or soccer as we americans call it. That's right, bitches, I watch soccer and I love it. My beloved Napoli beat the shit out of powerhouse, Juventus, this past saturday and while some of you have lost interest in this blog now, I say, "Eat My Creamy Cadbury."
The score was 3-1 and I shit myself with joy. Forza Napoli!!! Also, Steven Gerrard, midfielder for Liverpool kicked a ball so hard that England now borders Galveston, Texas. Yes, he scored with that fine display of near murder but Arsenal equalized with a Fabregas goal with ten minutes left. WONDERFUL!!!
Now to boxing. I will have my eyes glued to the t.v. this saturday night as Joe Calzaghe, that's right, he's a ginzo just like me, and Mikkel Kessler are gonna punch eachother in the face over and over again to see who will be the one and only super middleweight champ. These are two guys who love to throw hands so if you're interested you can join me as I fire up some cognac and enjoy this championship bout on H.B.O. This edition of Sports talk with Nutty McBalls has been brought to you by "BOO-COCKY". "Have a nasty Halloween."
Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Let's Play Some Fuckin' Ball!
Ok, so my beloved Yankees got their asses handed to them yet again in the first round of the playoffs. It's gonna be an interesting off-season to say the least. Joe Torre, most likely, won't be back and this could cause a mass exodus of players. Jorge Posada, Bobby Abreu (Fozzy Bear), A-Rod and Mariano could be wearing different uniforms next year and it could all come down to if Papa Joe stays or not. I don't expect him to be here. Jorge's gonna test the market and they better treat the situation w/ Mariano gently. That leaves Abreu. First off, I'd like to bring the size of his glove to your attention. You could catch a melon in that thing. Second, he's not a #3 hitter. Plain and simple. I'd like to see him stay but he's better suited to be your 6th or 7th guy on the lineup. Who should be #3 then? Robinson Cano. .300 hitter, career high in homers and RBI's this season and he'll only get better.
Who else should get the fuck out of my city? Let's see . . . Giambi. Gone. Trade his ass. He wants to go to either Oakland or Anaheim? Good. Their pitching is better than ours. Get a decent reliever for him. Keep Matsui as the DH. Mussina? Gone! Double Gone!!! If you need an explaination then you can leave to. Farnsworth? Trade his ass. He still throws 96mph, believe me, somebody will want him. As a matter of fact, you could package up Giambi and Farnsworth for say a third baseman or a really good reliever. Would Eric Chavez play in New York? How about Scott Shields? Hmmm, interesting. I say 3rd baseman because A-Rod won't be here. I'm sorry but the Yankees are gonna lose 21 million just by him opting out of his contract. I think he'll be in San Fran next year.
The pitching rotation should be this: Wang, Pettite, Kennedy, Hughes and Chamberlain.
#1. Wang better get his head out of his ass and start sinking those sinker balls.
#2. Pettite might not even stay if Joe goes. He could retire and has actually said it.
#3. Kennedy, Hughes and Joba are young with a lot of upside. can't wait to see them be one of the nastiest 1-2-3 punches in MLB history.
In a nutshell, I think they gotta go after some serious relievers. Giambi, Farnsworth and Mussina should be gone. Bring in some heat from other cities. Keep Mo and Posada. If Abreu leaves it's ok. A-Rod is gone as far as I'm concerned and you can get whoever the hell you want with the money that would be free to play with. I think we all know that Papa Joe's gone. I'll miss him, you'll miss him. I love that guy like my own father for christ's sake. So I will leave you with two words: JOE GIRARDI.
Who else should get the fuck out of my city? Let's see . . . Giambi. Gone. Trade his ass. He wants to go to either Oakland or Anaheim? Good. Their pitching is better than ours. Get a decent reliever for him. Keep Matsui as the DH. Mussina? Gone! Double Gone!!! If you need an explaination then you can leave to. Farnsworth? Trade his ass. He still throws 96mph, believe me, somebody will want him. As a matter of fact, you could package up Giambi and Farnsworth for say a third baseman or a really good reliever. Would Eric Chavez play in New York? How about Scott Shields? Hmmm, interesting. I say 3rd baseman because A-Rod won't be here. I'm sorry but the Yankees are gonna lose 21 million just by him opting out of his contract. I think he'll be in San Fran next year.
The pitching rotation should be this: Wang, Pettite, Kennedy, Hughes and Chamberlain.
#1. Wang better get his head out of his ass and start sinking those sinker balls.
#2. Pettite might not even stay if Joe goes. He could retire and has actually said it.
#3. Kennedy, Hughes and Joba are young with a lot of upside. can't wait to see them be one of the nastiest 1-2-3 punches in MLB history.
In a nutshell, I think they gotta go after some serious relievers. Giambi, Farnsworth and Mussina should be gone. Bring in some heat from other cities. Keep Mo and Posada. If Abreu leaves it's ok. A-Rod is gone as far as I'm concerned and you can get whoever the hell you want with the money that would be free to play with. I think we all know that Papa Joe's gone. I'll miss him, you'll miss him. I love that guy like my own father for christ's sake. So I will leave you with two words: JOE GIRARDI.
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